There's a new parody Tumblr, Cosmarxpolitian. Headlines include: "Is constant unceasing class warfare ruining your skin?", "304 ways to subvert the bourgeoisie (and feel sexy!)", and "'Oh, god!' Sex tips so divine, he'll call you the opiate of his masses."
Please, make this into a real magazine. It could be the first magazine I subscribe to in my adult life.